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Alternative definitions for existing English words. Let us know by email if you can think of others.
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| Entity | chicken breast - from Martin Ferris |
| Elbow | what Spanish archers use - from Martin Ferris |
| Entities | a number of breasts - from Martin Ferris |
| Ethics | a county near Thuthics - from a suggestion by Martin Ferris |
| Extended | no longer looks after - from Martin Ferris |
| Election | sexual arousal in China - from Martin Ferris |
| Ecclesiastic | holy rubber band |
| Eclipse | what a gardener does to his hedge |
| Edam | a cheese that is made backwards |
| Emolument | a stone obelisk, when you have a heavy cold |
| Endorse | the last to finish in the Grand National |
| Enlarge | a big chicken |
| Entrails | the tracks left by a chicken |
| Enrol | acrobatic manoeuvre by a chicken |
| Erode | the information superhighway? |
| Escape | Superman's flying gear |
| Eschew | a sneeze |
| Eureka | Italian for 'you no smella so good' |
| Excel | a converted prison room |
| Exhale | ice that has fallen from the sky, after it has landed |
| Exorbitant | an insect that has returned from a space shuttle mission |
| Exporter | a sacked baggage handler |
| Extemporary | permanent |
| Exterior | no longer a hunting dog |
| Extractor | no longer a farming machine |
| Extranet | a spare catcher to take on fishing trips |
| Extricate | a spare Catherine, just in case |
| Eyebrows | what I do in book shops |
| Eyedropper | a clumsy ophthalmologist |
| Eyewash | what I do before I go to work |
