Employee
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| What they say: | What they mean: |
| Quick-thinking | Offers very plausible excuses for errors |
| Takes pride in his work | Big head! |
| Socially active | Drinks a lot |
| Forceful personality | Aggressive and argumentative |
| Conscientious and meticulous | Scared to death |
| Has leadership qualities | Has loud voice - talks over others |
| Keen sense of humour | Vast range of comic books |
| Loyal | Cannot get another job elsewhere |
| Relaxed attitude | Sleeps a lot during the day |
| Strong management skills | Bastard! |
| Keen analyst | Totally confused by data |
| Well qualified | No major blunders to date |
| Character above reproach | Hasn't been caught out yet |
